Friday, August 8, 2008

I am the gateway drug to marriage

With the news yesterday that an ex-gf is engaged, I think every girl I've ever dated is engaged or married. Of the 10 or so (depending on how you count, exactly, I suppose), I think almost all of them married pretty much the next guy they got in a relationship with. That's pretty crazy.

Moral of the story: Ladies, date me, and you will meet the man of your dreams...after we breakup.

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