How much of an idiot am I?

On Saturday I went to play soccer. It was a 5v5 indoors game in the middle of the city. It was a pretty good game. Maybe half extranjeros and half Argentinos. I was probably about the median skill level in the group, as I'd been sick and the resulting lack of fitness. My touch is definitely a bit off.

Anyway, at the end of the game, I score a goal. I'm pumped, so I go punch one of the padded iron beams. Except that in the very middle of it, there's no padding. My first hurts so much I can't even run because it moves my fist too much. Yeah, I know what you're thinking: I am a winner at life.

Later the same day I also managed to burn my arm on a lightbulb. Awesome.